💚 Fresh & Clean: How to Clean Your Cannabis Tools Like A Pro 💚
Because resin buildup is not the vibe.
🧠 Why You Actually Need to Clean Your Gear
Let’s get nerdy for a sec. According to a study published in Forensic Science International (yes, that’s a real thing), unclean smoking devices can harbor bacteria like Streptococcus and fungi like Aspergillus, especially in moist environments (👋 hello, bong water). That’s not only gross — it’s potentially harmful to your lungs, especially if you’re immunocompromised or already prone to respiratory issues. Oh, and flavor? Yeah, that gunked-up bowl is straight-up murdering your terps. RIP citrusy limonene. 😢
🧽 What You’ll Need — The Natural Way
If you like your cleaning routine like you like your edibles — all natural — here’s your glow-up kit:
🔹 Grinders:
What you’ll need:
- A toothbrush or small brush
- Rubbing alcohol or white vinegar
- Freezer
Steps:
- Freeze your grinder for 30 minutes (makes resin easier to remove).
- Tap out the kief (save that gold dust!).
- Scrub with the brush.
- Soak the pieces in vinegar or rubbing alcohol for 15–30 minutes.
- Rinse with warm water, dry thoroughly.
Pro Tip: Use a Q-tip for tight spots. Treat it like your skincare — get in those pores, girl.
🔹 Pipes:
What you’ll need:
- Ziplock bag
- Coarse sea salt
- Isopropyl alcohol (or lemon juice + baking soda)
Steps:
- Place pipe in a Ziplock.
- Add alcohol + salt (or lemon juice + baking soda if you’re going au naturel).
- Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
- Let it soak 15–30 minutes.
- Rinse with warm water, dry.
Bonus: Throw on a podcast while you shake. I recommend something spooky to match the horror inside your pipe. 👻
🔹 Bongs:
What you’ll need:
- Coarse salt
- Isopropyl alcohol (or vinegar + lemon juice)
- Bottle brush or pipe cleaner
Steps:
- Empty out that ancient bong water (seriously, how long has that been there?!).
- Add salt and alcohol to the base.
- Cover the holes (use your hands or reusable silicone caps).
- Shake it like your ex just texted “I miss us.”
- Scrub the stem and bowl with a brush.
- Rinse well with warm water.
Natural alternative: Sub vinegar for alcohol and add a squeeze of lemon — it won’t clean as aggressively, but it’s gentler and leaves a citrusy spa vibe.
🧴 Want to Keep it Easy? Try These Products:
Not in the DIY mood? No judgment — here are a few holy grail products that get the job done with minimal mess:
- Resolution Gel – Non-toxic, reusable gel that clings to the nastiest spots. Also comes with cute reusable caps. 💅
- Grunge Off – Strong, reusable, alcohol-free formula (great for frequent users).
- Piece Water – A bong water alternative made from natural ingredients that prevents resin buildup (genius).
Most of these are available online or at your local stores — and yes, you can still support small businesses while cleaning your stash.
👑High Society’s Final Puff of Wisdom: Don’t Be That Girl
We’ve all been there — a clogged pipe, a smelly bong, a grinder that could double as a tar pit. But keeping your gear clean is like flossing or washing your face at night: annoying at first, but SO worth it. Clean pieces = smoother hits, better flavor, and fewer germs. So, light a candle, throw on your playlist, and give your gear the TLC it deserves. Because your lungs, your taste buds, and your weed deserve better than a crusty bowl.
Smoke cute. Feel good. Burn pretty. 💕
The High Society. 🧚🏿♀️✨
